You’re going to love Homegirl. A self-imposed victim of the demise of print (I’m being dramatic), she now finds herself in a whole new world. Sorta. She’s a print designer in a digital world, working from home. She makes gorgeous things while wearing pajamas. At the height of her magazine career, she was the Creative Director of Marketing at an infamous lad’s mag. She doesn’t use Twitter and she claims to be “utterly clueless.” Maybe her foray into blogging for The Hired Guns will bring her into the digital era. Maybe not. We love her anyhow.
As any self-respecting elitist snob graphic designer will tell you, PowerPoint is awful, and we hate it. It’s clumsy, heavy-handed, and full of glitches. To make it worse, it seems no two people have the same version. So good luck doing fancy animation and getting it to run on anyone else’s computer. And don’t get me started on the fonts. I hope you like Calibri or Verdana, because if you don’t use generic fonts like those, good luck getting it to run on everyone’s computer. Really, Microsoft, you couldn’t do better?
Apple has its own contender, Keynote, which is a wee bit better, but since only about five people on the planet use it, apparently that’s out. Like everything else, the bigger guy wins. It amazes me that people still use PowerPoint, but they do. All the time.
Occasionally, I get a desperate call from someone who needs a 60-slide PowerPoint presentation designed in a day. They can’t find a designer to say yes, and they will pay just about anything to get it done. Can I help? You betcha! There is nothing I like better than a new client on a time crunch willing to pay any rate I demand.
So to all my fellow designers? Stick to your guns and Just Say No to PowerPoint. It is so beneath you. You should spend time designing that award-winning layout you’re working on. Maybe some other designer will feature it on their blog, and then you can feature that feature on your blog! I, on the other hand, will hunker down in the bowels of PowerPoint Hell for the next 24 hours and make enough money to read that blog on my new laptop. On the beach. With a cocktail. Cheers!


